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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Drop the Hammer

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Meth Lab Assistant
Celebrity Endorser Needed
Part Time Ethereal Accountant
Immediate Opening: Stun Gun Test Subject
Director of Epiphany Dispersement

Help Wanted
She had a pretty good working
knowledge of oblivion
enough to fill in the blanks
on my employment application

The Employment Picture
All applicants will be subjected to
a background check, a credit check
& a drug test.
We are an equal opportunity employer.