Performance Enhancing Drugs

I thought all drugs were performance enhancing

although the meth head on the river levee has a different
agenda when it comes to performance than the
heroin addict living in a cave on the beach off West Cliff

Did you see how that last wave broke?

Thanks to a few Phyllomedusa Sauvagei frogs with superpowers
there’s a new polliwog produced painkiller
said to be about 40 times more powerful than morphine

I can’t wait for that to hit the street

we could see something truly Oscar worthy