The Next Survivor

The worst case scenario is
                              bliss azul for the jailbait
in rubberband bikinis
              who don’t even know they
stepped out of the 1st book of
The Metamorphoses
by Ovid
                              (whoever he was)

The sponsor believes in
drain cleaner
              but that barely creases your
consciousness
                              as you switch channels to
the Eyewitness News

just in time to catch the replay